Movies

Sep
23
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem

Putting the Teenage in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
3 min read
Aug
19
The Last Voyage of the Demeter

The Last Voyage of the Demeter

This is one seafaring movie that should never have left port.
3 min read
Aug
15
Barbie

Barbie

Gerwig trades in emotional specificity for a hilarious generality.
4 min read
Aug
04
Oppenheimer

Oppenheimer

Christopher Nolan injects new life (and death) into the biopic.
4 min read
Aug
02
Asteroid City

Asteroid City

Wes Anderson takes us to the studio, the theater, the outskirts of a nuclear test site in his multimedia follow-up to "The French Dispatch."
4 min read
Jul
26
Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One

Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One

One day, my written adulation of Tom Cruise will be used as evidence in my public flogging. But that day is not today.
4 min read
Jun
22
Transformers: Rise of the Beasts

Transformers: Rise of the Beasts

It almost makes you miss when the robots were racist. Almost.
2 min read
Jun
21
Blackberry

Blackberry

The tragedy of business.
2 min read
Jun
05
Fast X

Fast X

Muscle cars and muscle-ier men.
3 min read
Jun
03
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

The final track of the best trilogy in the MCU.
6 min read